it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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