he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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