D3 body, D1 cock
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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