Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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