I just pynch a tree in the face
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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