is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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