Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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