your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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