Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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