Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
two words: eviction party
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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