Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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