i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
His nipple licking is glorious
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