You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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