So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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