i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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