Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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