she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It was confusing and full of hummus
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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