1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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