this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
