what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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