What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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