he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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