is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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