I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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