This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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