If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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