turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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