Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he puts the penis in happiness.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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