i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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