You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dick very happy bro
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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