just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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