I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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