Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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