i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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