jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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