If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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