Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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