i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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