if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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