well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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