It's like God shit irony all over that family
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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