Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
farters have to be the big spoon...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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