The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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