My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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