I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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