My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i dont even know how to be here
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I wish there were birth control emojis
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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