Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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