when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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