I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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