Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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