OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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